avengers: pepper

MCU Fic: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (Tony/Pepper)

So for today's December meme alphaflyer asked me what would happen if it were December 23rd and Tony hadn't figured out what to get for Pepper and he asked Clint for advice. That sounded an awful lot like a fic prompt, and my attempt at comment fic got a little out of hand...like 3500 words out of hand, which means that I didn't exactly have time to re-read and edit the way I normally would, and the last time that happened, there were many entertaining typos. So, uh, read at your own risk?

Title: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever
Rating: Teen
Pairings: Tony/Pepper, Clint/Natasha
Summary: It's December twenty-third, and Tony has figured out nothing about Christmas. Clint tries to help out.

P.S. I know I skipped a few questions on my December meme. I'll be back to get them soon, I promise!

P.P.S. See? I can write something other than Veronica Mars!
Oh, I LOVE this. Thankyouthankyouthankyou!!! (I left a slightly more coherent comment over on AO3.)

"So you’re trying to give her something from my heart, which is not like other people’s hearts. My heart is full of cheese knives and sex fantasies about Turkmenistan.”

*sighs contentedly*