I just found an almost-finished fic in my docs folder in which Natasha does not understand greeting cards but tries to give them anyway. Of course, Hallmark does not really carry greeting cards for the occasions SHIELD agents might encounter, so she makes some of her own, which are kind of disturbing. Did any of you leave this as a prompt somewhere? Like maybe at be_compromised? I mean, if it's your story, I want you to give it to you, but mostly I want to know if this bizarre idea came out of my brain or yours.