gaila: orions have more fun

Let's have a meme

Stolen from woldy: Give me a character's name and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to try to date them, have sex with them, or be in a long-term relationship with them.

Fandoms: Avengers, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Torchwood, Star Trek XI

Now back to work on that rare pair story...
Too easy! Dating or having a relationship with John Watson is a bad idea because that role in his life is already filled by Sherlock. He seems to be a detailed oriented person with a sense of adventure, so you could probably have a really fun one night stand with him though.
Having sex with Molly is probably not a good idea, at least not if you're after something casual. Molly seems to really want a relationship, and I don't think she has the right emotional make-up for meaningless sex.
Haha. The last meme I posted was also in procrastination on the rare-pair story.

How about Tosh?
Aw, I actually think it's a good idea to date, fuck, or have a relationship with Tosh! She really deserves all three, and I think she would enjoy them all equally. That said, if I were going to be the devil's advocate, I'd say that dating or having a relationship with Tosh would be difficult -- even if she says she wants a partner, she seems married to her job. She'd always be working odd hours and keeping bizarre secrets, and I'm not sure if anyone would fascinate her as much as Torchwood's mysteries.
While dating, having sex, or starting a relationship with Steve Rogers may initially sound appealing, I believe all three are ill-advised. For one, he is probably quite hung up on Peggy Carter. For another, his working hours are unpredictable, and it's hard to demand that someone cut back on their hours at work when their job is literally saving the world. Furthermore, when he's not saving the world, he's on publicity tours, which means that he'll have lots of annoying groupies. Most concerningly, having sex with someone of such incredible strength may be physically dangerous. Surely the force of his super-strong ejaculations would rip an ordinary girl's head off.
*dies laughing* I hung in there, but OMG! That last part, last sentence... I'm so done! *giggles*
I don't think it's a good idea to have sex with Amanda Grayson. Her husband pretends to be cool and emotionless, but I think he might unleash some primal Vulcan rage on your ass.
The truth is, I don't think Pepper is quite as sane and functional as she seems, which might make a relationship difficult. Her job is her life because it's a source of pride, but also because she needs someone as crazy, dysfunctional, and secretly awesome as Tony Stark in her life. No one is going to be able to compete with that.
Having sex wtih Gaila is an excellent idea, unless you are bad in bed or searching for an emotional connection. Having a relationship with Gaila is a terrible idea. Being committed to one person doesn't interest her, and she's going to break your heart.
I'm gonna be straight and to the point here: Spock isn't fun. He is awesome in many ways, but being someone to have fun with is not one of them.
Hehe, that's true! You're going to need Jim Kirk or Gaila for that - or possibly both. XD
Eurgh. I don't even know where to start here. I don't think you should even let Mycroft Holmes touch you, much less date you or have a relationship wtih you. He's creepy. He's self-important, overcomplicates things, and postures ridiculously with an umbrella. He sold out his brother's entire life story to a criminal mad man. Power has distorted his sense of ethics. He seems to think he can get what he wants from people by violating their privacy and then bribing them. Ick.