I really, really thought I was getting a movie about Michelle Yeoh's character coming out of retirement to fight the good fight one more time.
Instead, I got a movie about Michelle Yeoh's ex-boyfriend coming back to fight the good fight one last time.
I really kept thinking Michelle Yeoh was going to get the magic destiny sword at the end, but nope, silly me. Ladies never get the magic sword at the end. (Unless it's Rey in Star Wars.) Sigh.